Introduction

Legal Disclaimer:

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real prostitutes is delusional. I am not a police detective. I am not here to make you happy. I exist to make your life a living hell.

Background:

Police precinct xxx is a unique place at the heart of a city called bigApplePie. Everything here is huge except my penis. My balls are big though.

There are lots of prostitutes here. Most of them are foreigners. All of them have daddy issues. Most come from poor families. Many of them are destitute and are uneducated except one. She goes by the alias of Maria Virgin.

A little about me now. Maria Virgin is the star of the show. I am one of her regulars. It seems there is a conflict of interest. You see, I am her private investigator. She was raped many times at her workplace. I have been her confidante.

Objective:

I have no objective. I write for fun only. I have never made a single penny writing. My job as a police detective at precinct xxx pays me just enough. I am single. If not for the perks of my job, I would still be a virgin. I have 4 years left before I can retire. I am 61 years old now. Maria is 28 now. Well at least that is what she told me. We first met 4 years ago when she was 24. I was a 57 year old virgin back then.